She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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