You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
2020 sucks, I want a refund
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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