the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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