Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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