My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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