okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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