whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I think people are normalizing furries
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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