My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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