whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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