Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This is the high leading the old right now
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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