Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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