Someone shit on the floor
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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