toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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