I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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