idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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