dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
