wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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