He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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