i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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