spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize