Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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