Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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