Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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