called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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