dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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