I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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