Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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