went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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