I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
so much tequila, so little girl.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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