Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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