just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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