We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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