I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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