i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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