Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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