How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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