JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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