How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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