You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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