Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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