I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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