Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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