i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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