I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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