she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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