just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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