ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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