i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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