so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize