the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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