my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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