uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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