Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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