At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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