Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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