sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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